If I ever talked like that I'd be fired. 
 If I turned out the way it ended, my wife 
 would have something to say. 
  And so our most profoundly 
 banal sorrows turn heroic 
 with distance and humour. 
  But what of the ones to whom 
 this film is paean and biography? 
  What would he think, 
 riding his Yamaha 
 into the Jurong sunset, 
 beloved ah lian in tow, of how 
  to get the audience in 
 and pass the censors 
 to hear his story
 
 you had to include gratuitous 
 star cameos, interrupt 
 his consummations?